|grandkids:||grandma tell us a story|
|me:||There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was King of the Pirates. He had fame, power, and wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: "My fortune is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece." Ever since, pirates from all over the world set sail for the Grand Line, searching for 'One Piece', the treasure that would make their dreams come true.|
i bought this yesterday. i have no idea why i bought it, but i did. this is now a thing that i own. it all happened so fast it’s like a blur but now this is a real actual thing that i own and i’m so confused. i can’t rationalize why exactly i bought this. i also can not rationalize why exactly i do not regret the decision one bit. i am just very confused because this is a very real thing that is now in my possession.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
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