why does dennys have a tumblr
why do you
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Shhh the baby is sleeping
Nothern Light guy and Shoe Sole guy are totally the ones I’m gonna watch this show for.
and the zaby.
Worst death in a zombie apocalypse:
eaten by the zaby
HOLY SHIT THAT’S SO GREAT. FAST CRAWLING BABY ZOMBIE
You gotta love asylun
The baby is so gonna turn
Z nation isn’t great tv but it’s kinda fun
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
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to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY SLUMBER
'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'